Some of the 20 worst
jokes
All these
jokes have been discovered on the website of the German
weekly magazine, "Der
Spiegel". They are the result of a user survey looking
for the 20 worst jokes.
Translation done by us.
Two
chocolates fall down a flight of stairs. Says the first: "I
think I broke all my rips". Replies the other: "I feel even
worse, I fell on my nuts".
Ring,
ring, ring. "Good
morning, do you have prezels?" - "Sorry,
boy. But we will have prezels tomorrow."
The next day: Kling, Klang,
Klong. "Good morning, do you have
prezels?" - "Yes, my dear boy.
We have prezels." - "Do you
have prezels with topping and crums?" - "No,
boy! But we will have prezels
with topping and crums
tomorrow." The next day:
Ring, ring, ring. "Good
morning, do you have prezels with topping and crums?"
- "Yes, my dear boy. We have prezels
with topping and crums?" - "Do
you have prezels with topping and crums and the writing
'For my mother's birthday' on top"?" - "No,
boy! But we will have prezels with topping and crums and
the writing 'For my mother's birthday' on top tomorrow."
The next day:
Ring, ring, ring. "Good
morning, do you have prezels with topping and crums and
the writing 'For my mother's birthday' on top?" -
"Yes, my dear boy. We have prezels
with topping and crums and the writing 'For my mother's
birthday' on top. Shall I wrap you one?" - "No
thanks, I just eat it like this."
Why do
blondes go to the movie theatres in large groups?
- Because the movies are rated 18.
Two
tomates meet on a road. Says one:
"Hey, take care, here comes a car."
Says the other: "Goodbye,
Ketchup."
85 percent of all women consider
their a*s too fat - but 15
percent would remarry him again.
"Waiter!
There is a hearing aid in my soup."
- "What?"
Two
wanderers meet in the desert. Asks the first
"Why do you
carry this phone booth with you?"
Answers the other one: "If
a lion approaches, I go in the phone booth and close the
door fast. But why do you carry this heavy stone with
you?" - "If a lion comes, I
will drop the stone so that I can run faster."
Two drunkards in the swimming pool.
Says one: "Come, finish your drink, we want to go."
Two cows meet. Says one: "Mooh." Says
the other "The same thing I also wanted to say."
A man goes to the market and asks for
"two pounds of tomatoes". Replies the vendor: "It is
called now kilo". Surprised the man answers: "Oilei,
no longer tomatoes?"
"Do you know already the latest joke
from the Bureau of Statistics?" - "Maybe..."
Yells the nurse: "Doctor,
doctor, the patient faking sickness in room 7 has passed
away!" The doctor replies:
"Now he is really overdoing it..."
Why does the Fiji Navy no longer has
submarines? - Last Sunday was "Open door day".
PS: Originally this joke refers to
Austria, a completely land-locked country
Two fuel tanks meet. Asks the first:
"So, how does it go?" -
"Normal. What about you?" -
"Super."
What is red with two green stripes
and drives up and down? - Two
tomatoes with suspenders in a lift.
A pedestrian asks a fisherman:
"Isa lei, do they bite?"
Answers the fisherman: "Sega,
you can caress them."
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